Hair gel

if you use more than a bottle of hair gel a week you are most likely a complete douche. we have all seen the show jersey shore and it is safe to say that all of the guys in that show are 100 percent douchefied. in the show it shows where they keep all of the hair product and they each have more than ten bottles filled with the stuff. i have many guys in my school who all have there hair stuck up every day and all i can say is wow!

i really disliked all of these douches that i have seen around but when i saw this picture i my dislike ten folded and it became a raging hate. the fact that people actually dress like this alone but on top of these awful clothes this guy has his beard shaved in the most tooliest way possible. if you see this person and you give him a black eye or a bloody nose i will personally pay you 50 dollars cash money.

Freestyling

If you are good at free styling I'm all for it I like to hear it if its really good, the problem is however only 5% of the people are are actually good freestyles. Most of the people just make up stupid words that rhyme together and think that they are hot shit but they aren't at all. When these wannabee rappers become a little under the influence then there rapping becomes ten times frequent, ten times worse, and ten times louder.

Lets fight

everyone has heard of a violent drunk they can be a good source of entertainment where all they do is go around trying to fight people and just talking a bunch of smack, however most of the time all of these people are very annoying and can ruin the entire party.

That drunk guy

your chilling with your friends downstairs just chilling at a fun party when all of the sudden out of no where a way too drunk guy comes running down the stairs and at the bottom eats shit and lays there for ten minutes just laughing while everyone is staring at him thinking "what a freak" while the guy has no idea what is going on. at every party there is this guy and he is always the biggest tool you have ever met. basically the lesson to take away from this very important post is to watch how much you drink and don't get too out of hand.

im not even buzzed

there is always that guy who can drink a ton of alchohol and not get drunk and that guy can be respected by a lot of people, however there is the other guy who is stumbling around with puke all over his shirt screaming to the entire party that he isnt even drunk. this guy is obviously the most annoying guy at the party. I know all of you people out there who are this guy dont really have much control over it when you get into this state of mind. The way to stop from doing this is don't let yourself get to this point.
#dbadb

I get bitches

when you are at a party there is going to be some sexual contact between a man and a women (or a two people of the same gender, i dont judge) however after this happens is what seperates the d-bags from the normal people. When someone hooks up with a person they have two choices, theycan go around telling people about how far they got with the chick or they can be respectable and not kiss and tell its pretty annoying if they do that.
#dbadb

BRO!!

the word bro is used way to ecsesively these days there are a few of those major douches who say bro more than any other word in the english dictionary. People who play lacrosse consider themselves lax bros, there are many components of being a lax bro or a bro at all in that matter and if this list describes you than you should probably rethink your life and it's goals.
-your favorite number is 69
-you consider yourself a natty pounder
-you say dome
-you wear a tank top no matter where you are
- all you care about is getting women.

Sunglasses

If at any time you have more than one pair of sunglasses on you I don't think there is too much hope for you in this world unless you want to move to doucheland and be the president there. It is ok to wear your glasses WHEN ITS SUNNY OUTSIDE if not then keep them at home, in your car or in your backpack but there is three times that you should never wear them 1. when it is cloudy outside 2. when your are in doors 3. most importantly if it is night time, unless you are planning to travel around the world where it is sunny then take them off!!

unbottoned Flanels

When it’s warm out don’t wear a flannel period its super lame and proves you have nothing to wear besides a flannel. However when it’s chilly out and it’s appropriate to wear a flannel if you are one of the guys who only buttons the bottom button then please remove yourself from my life and never talk to me again. A prime example if you know him is Jack Dunnigan, he wears a flannel in the middle of the summer and roles up the sleeves wearing only the bottom button fastened and some ray bans on smh

#dbadb(dont be a d-bag)

Popped Collars

Popping a Collar-when someone wheres a polo shirt and doesn't fold the collar over, but instead they keep straight up making them look like a total tool. When you where your polo shirts I have no problem with it it can make a person look very classy. But when that collar isn't folded over it's no good. there is never a time when a person needs to pop a collar if you need to wear a collared because you are going somewhere nice then you will look even more like an idiot because everyone around you will look good!!