Hair gel

if you use more than a bottle of hair gel a week you are most likely a complete douche. we have all seen the show jersey shore and it is safe to say that all of the guys in that show are 100 percent douchefied. in the show it shows where they keep all of the hair product and they each have more than ten bottles filled with the stuff. i have many guys in my school who all have there hair stuck up every day and all i can say is wow!

i really disliked all of these douches that i have seen around but when i saw this picture i my dislike ten folded and it became a raging hate. the fact that people actually dress like this alone but on top of these awful clothes this guy has his beard shaved in the most tooliest way possible. if you see this person and you give him a black eye or a bloody nose i will personally pay you 50 dollars cash money.

Freestyling

If you are good at free styling I'm all for it I like to hear it if its really good, the problem is however only 5% of the people are are actually good freestyles. Most of the people just make up stupid words that rhyme together and think that they are hot shit but they aren't at all. When these wannabee rappers become a little under the influence then there rapping becomes ten times frequent, ten times worse, and ten times louder.

Lets fight

everyone has heard of a violent drunk they can be a good source of entertainment where all they do is go around trying to fight people and just talking a bunch of smack, however most of the time all of these people are very annoying and can ruin the entire party.

That drunk guy

your chilling with your friends downstairs just chilling at a fun party when all of the sudden out of no where a way too drunk guy comes running down the stairs and at the bottom eats shit and lays there for ten minutes just laughing while everyone is staring at him thinking "what a freak" while the guy has no idea what is going on. at every party there is this guy and he is always the biggest tool you have ever met. basically the lesson to take away from this very important post is to watch how much you drink and don't get too out of hand.

im not even buzzed

there is always that guy who can drink a ton of alchohol and not get drunk and that guy can be respected by a lot of people, however there is the other guy who is stumbling around with puke all over his shirt screaming to the entire party that he isnt even drunk. this guy is obviously the most annoying guy at the party. I know all of you people out there who are this guy dont really have much control over it when you get into this state of mind. The way to stop from doing this is don't let yourself get to this point.
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I get bitches

when you are at a party there is going to be some sexual contact between a man and a women (or a two people of the same gender, i dont judge) however after this happens is what seperates the d-bags from the normal people. When someone hooks up with a person they have two choices, theycan go around telling people about how far they got with the chick or they can be respectable and not kiss and tell its pretty annoying if they do that.
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